He's stuck in a dead-end job, he's single, and his apartment kinda sucks. In this tale of woe and worry we follow John, who is a bit of a dick (if you know what we mean). You have a few to choose from at the start, and more are unlocked as you play, letting you have the prettiest bell of the ball.īut what's new, and came with the very recent update, is the story mode, and this is something we found quite interesting, because it's not every day that a party game with such an emphasis on 'party' has any sort of story or plot, so one might ponder what these Broforce developers have in store for us and what the point might be, considering the number of penis-puns and crass humour already in the game. After giving express consent (a nice touch, considering the main form of player interaction is based on penetration), you and your friends are free to pound away at each other, and with the number of pork swords swarming the screen it may be easy to lose sight of your johnson in the confusion, but fortunately there are costume options galore. You can always play with yourself alone in your room, but if you're getting the friends round for a good time you can choose from a range of gameplay modes, where more are added and unlocked as you play (you can even all play on one controller).

The tone is set right off the bat when we're greeted by a shower of peckers that spell out the logo of the game, complete with rather detailed sound effects, and it's all downhill from there.

Some of you may have already played the multiplayer version of the game, since it was a bit premature (something that's normal and happens to a lot of men, or so we've heard), or in Early Access as some prefer to call it. It can best be described as one of those 'easy-to-pick-up, hard-to-master' party games, in the sense that it's easy to explain, often best enjoyed with a pint or two, but if you're really dedicated to slamming all your friends it'll take some time to become the best. In the game you and up to seven of your closest friends take control of a pair of 'meat and two veg' and the goal is to try and screw each other. Fear not though, as these are merely digital dongs, and there's actually a lot of fun to be had with this party game, more than just giggling at the virtual phalluses. Genital Jousting pretty much took the gaming world by storm by letting players take control of a penis, and so if you've clicked on this review you've pretty much got a sense that this game isn't for the faint of heart nor is it for the whole family.

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